![]() 02/27/2014 at 12:03 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Very painful. Fuck low cars. Fuck speed bumps. Fuck everything that isn't painkillers.
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depends, a well fitted seat can make all the difference :D
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Its getting into the seat thats the problem.
You know how bad it is? I went to stretch a little and that alone was enough to send enough pain to make me go to me knees.
Thats when the vicodin was whipped out.
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Time to buy a Grand Caravan.
No really, regardless of other qualities, they're actually the shizz when it comes to back issues in some respects.
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I love my moms crossover for this alone.
The seats are supple with no bolsters meaning I can just slide in without having to contort myself. A blessing. Dads truck is even better.
Fuck low cars, I'm getting a Raptor.
![]() 02/27/2014 at 12:11 |
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hmm, very true. In the months immediately following my surgery I was frequently seen doing an indelicate commando roll out of my car. But once in all was golden.
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also... ask your doc about liquid vicodin, and vicodin lollypops, mmmmmm
![]() 02/27/2014 at 12:12 |
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If I park next to a snowbank I actually have no problem commando rolling out of my car. Like I give a shit. I'm only wearing sweat pants and a hoody and my dignity in my own driveway is of little concern.
![]() 02/27/2014 at 12:13 |
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I've got a temperamental back, and when it acts up, our Odyssey is a godsend. I can actually drive it. And forget about using a clutch.
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paper shredder painkiller, but I recommend keeping any and all genitalia well removed or, uh... they will be.
![]() 02/27/2014 at 12:18 |
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Yep, been there, doing that. Here's my prior review on this topic of back pain.
http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/percocet-vs-di…
![]() 02/27/2014 at 12:18 |
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My g-grandma had a late 70's Eldorado. Best seats ever, except so soft they didn't provide any support, and so low you'd fuck your back getting into or out of them.
I think she gave up on driving it shortly before she turned 90, but she didn't have the pre-existing back issues my (GC-driving) grandma does, now almost 90. GC seems to do okay by my grandma, but it's not my first choice of a vehicle for anything else. Odd that the GC seats are as good as they are for cheap, actually - the seats in the Challenger suck ass unless you're at top trim level, and Sebring seats have always been a swamp. Dodge truck seats are okay, maybe that's the root of things.
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My C3 Vette actually causes back problems, that's how bad they are.